Thursday, February 26, 2009

FastYfierce STompariLLaZ


The STompariLLAZ rolling out to the start/finish of the 2008 24 hrs of Moab. Racing the SingleSPeed Rigid 4 person division yet again, the STompaz come prepared to STOMp. Last year with two Schwinn Aerodynes for the start finish area, warm up cool down, etc. .Plus Tall bikes for elevated support. . visible from right to left. Dave 'Haulencrack', ScoobaSteve, y Yaya

While bike racing regularly brings out the Type 'A' in plenty of fine folks, there is a lot to be said for not taking yourself so sweriously, and making the most out of any racing opportunity. Whether it's a local criterium at the airport, or one of the longest running most glorious 24 hour off road relay races. STOMP! And to all those who whine and complain about this race or that race, why don't you call yer mom and CRYABOUTIT!!! FAStYFIerce 'not crying to mom'

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Long StorySHORT ride yourBIKE

WhoooooHOOOOO! Well yesterday was a good day at Brooklyn Bike Y Board. One of our sweetest rides, a 53 Surly Steamroller, found a perfect home. Monique is the proud new owner, and FastYfierce we hope 2. Part of what we talked about with her buying a 1 speed bicycle was the goal of keeping the FastYfierce Squad at a simple consistent pace for the purpose of getting together and not ramping the pace real high and losing people.

. Speaking of which, and Lord knows I do lots of speaking, a plan is emerging for FastYfierce group rides. Sunday Morning, when warm enough we'll meet in the park and those who are so inclined will get down on some Yoga y stretching. Then we'll cruise and chat. For the interim we might need to stretch on our own, OrNoT! Cruizn' and Chatn' is actually the technical term for base miles when a biker is training at a rate low enough that they can carry on a conversation. Plenty of that sort of riding is needed to build a foundation, upon which you can proceed faster and radder!

Then we've also been talking about the premise for the FastYfierce Squad. Basically I'm looking to instigate maD communication on the bike, among the group and with others on the road. As well as front and rear FastYfierce Squad patrol; that is, no one gets dropped accidentaly because there is a sweeper on all group rides who is in communication with the leader via 2-way, and they are ensuring that the back of the ride stays together. This is of course less of an issue when one rides by themselves and needs only to check their rear view on occasion. A tight group of bikers can rotate through with those on the front exchanging places with those on the rear continuously while maintaining tight form and chatting away. To do so we gotS to Practice!

So given that not a lot of sleep is going into the formation of FF y BByB y STMPrllzBRklyn, we shall determine which sunday will be inaugural ride sunday. It most likely will be after our 12 week Open! party at the bike shop on March 12... Soooo Yeaah, thanks MOnique, hope you love your bike, peas out, m

Sunday, February 15, 2009

A Hero!


A Hero for Stomprz and Cyclists the world over, the esteemed Jacquie Phelan, and an excellent interview was done by the boyz on the SSWC site. . She is definitely invited to roll with our squad any time, 'twould be a pleasure. Check her Rad Womans Offroad Bike and Tea Society, the Wombats. .
Wicked. . nighty night.

Oh YEah

So Yeah, while I'm hittin keys real fast tryin not to go blind at this silly computer, let me introduce to you, a great Bike racer, who I've had the pleasure of racing at my most favoritest of races, Single Speed World ChampionshipS (of off road 1x1 bicycles and their pals),, a couple few times; until next time. . SSWC09 DUHranGO Gonna Be RAD!)

His name is Dejay Birtch and some other Swell Cats from Surly in MpLs went and raced the Arizona Single Speed Arizonas, where I believe this picture was shot. . Dejay, Strong work, feel free to come to Brooklyn Bike y b anytime, give us the what how. . . and we'll show you a what too!

Regarding Equipment


Regarding equipment as per the FastYfierce Cycling Squad..

It is recomended that if you find yourself chasing that guy or some guy in a yellow shirt, you probably ought to be dressed to impress. . It always impresses guys wearing yellow if you dress like them, of course not in yellow. BUt you are Strongly recommended to enter this here VELONewZ contest, along the Tour Of California.; . And win a schweeet bike. .

Barring that, you probably better Run what-cHA BRUNG!!! Luckily for you, proximity to the freshest y raddest bike shop in Brooklyn NYc is nigh, on the off chance you feel like gettin FastYfierce with a bunch a Ladies and some poloPonyZ too, in this here lil neck of the woods, right north of prospect park. We can work something out.

Please Stop by during regular buisness hours, and ride your bike
ALLTHETIME! Carefully Please!

Inquiries Invited

Thanks, slappppy

bikeS-A-Racin

GlorY Be, Racin' BikeS!

FastYFierceCYCLING SQUAD!!

YUp Holy crap, more blogZ, Let's DO IT KIDZ!!!!



excerpt from the other blogs stomparillaz y brooklyn bike & board

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HOt DIgggity DOg, Welcome, welcome Ladies welcome, welcome and Gentle-men, Welcome welcome, HoooraY!

Please Welcome The Fast-Y-fierce BBbSTmp AKA Brooklyn Bike and Board Y STompariLLaz >>

Ladies Cycling & Mens PoloPonyZ Squad!
or vice versa, we’re not really sure yet. . We gotta get everyone’s measurements real quick like, uniforms, inseam, rollerblade configuration, etc..

And The Roster as of Right NOW! For the Fast-Y-fierce BBbSTmp Squad is. . .

> Ladies Road SquaD!

Collen

Eva

>inquires invited

&> Polo Ponyz

Slappy

Happy

Flappy

Snappy

AKA the Staff of Brooklyn Bike Y B

Details at 560 Vanderbilt 9 - 6 ish

ThankYou thankYouSLAPpy